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| HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GROWING THAT? |
SOME ASK THIS QUESTION WHILE POINTING
AT MY CHIN, OTHERS WHILE STARING IN AWE. I ENJOY THOSE WHO ASK WHILE
STROKING IT SOFTLY THE MOST.
I HAVE BEEN GROWING MY CURRENT GOATEE SINCE EARLY
JUNE 2007. |
| IF I WAS TO HAVE YOU OVER FOR
DINNER, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT? |
FINGERLING BARRACUDA STUFFED WITH
BANANA PASTE. |
| DO YOU REALLY LIVE IN A TIPI? |
YES. I BEGAN LIVING IN A TIPI IN
SEPTEMBER 2007. |
| HOW BIG IS IT? |
WHAT... MY TENT? MY GOATEE? MY
WALLET? MY LENS? MY AMBITIONS? MY BELLY? |
| HOW MANY MILES DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR
TRUCK NOW? |
MY LITTLE S-10 HAD OVER 300,000 MILES
ON IT WHEN I GAVE IT AWAY. I NOW DRIVE A SILVERADO WHICH HAS 67027
MILES IN 16 MONTHS. |
| WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
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I AM A SHIP ON AN ANGRY SEA OF LADIES,
AND I SEE NO REASON TO ANCHOR. BESIDES, I HAVE NOT YET FOUND A
LADY WHO WOULD LIKE CUDDLE LONG TERM ON THE BUFFALO HIDE COVERED FLOOR. |
| WHAT DO YOU DRINK? |
FRUIT JUICE, MILK, WATER,
BEER, AQUAVIT, RUM |
| NO, WHAT DO YOU DRINK? |
AHHH THANKS, I WOULD LIKE A GUINNESS
PLEASE! |
| WHAT DO YOU USE FOR A PILLOW? |
THE BOOTS I WEAR ON MY FEET.
SOMETIMES A ROCK OR A STUMP. |
| HOW DID YOU GET THAT RIDGE ON YOUR
HEAD? |
CHILDHOOD INJURY. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE? OR HERE? |
NO, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND 18 MONTHS
THERE RATHER THAN HERE. |
| WHY DO YOU WEAR BLACK CLOTHING? |
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO SORT COLORS
WHILE DOING LAUNDRY. BECAUSE I AM A SINGLE MAN AND MY WARDROBE IS NOT
EXPANSIVE, I WEAR BLACK SO THAT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A FULL WASHER. |
| WHAT IS MOST IRRITATING TO YOU? |
THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT IRRITATE ME.
MOST OF THEM CONCERN PEOPLE AND THEIR HABITS. THIS ANSWER WILL REQUIRE
AN ENTIRE PAGE FOR AN EXPLANATION.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THAT PAGE |
| WHY DO YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD? |
I USE TO HAVE VERY LONG HAIR THAT
I WOULD PULL IT BACK INTO A PONY TAIL. AS I GREW OLDER, I NOTICED THAT
MY FOREHEAD WAS GETTING LARGER. MY LUMPS STARTED TO SHOW. INSTEAD OF
TRYING TO COVER THEM UP, I DECIDED THAT SHAVING MY HEAD WOULD BE THE BETTER
OPTION. IT IS SO MUCH EASIER TO TAKE CARE OF HAIR WHEN IT IS NOT
THERE. |
| IS IT TRUE THAT THE ROOM WAS FULL WHEN
YOUR SUPERVISOR SHOOK HIS FINGER IN YOUR FACE I AND SAID WITH MUCH ANGER,
"YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANTAGONIST." ? |
YA, THE ROOM WAS FULL. OBVIOUSLY HE WAS
OUT OF HIS MIND AT THE TIME. I AM MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT. |
| FAVORITE MOVIE? |
FARGO
...IT REMINDS ME OF AT THE AREA WHERE I GREW UP.
YES, THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK LIKE THAT. |
| FAVORITE CHEESE? |
PROBABLY THAT PEPPER GOUDA FROM BRITISH
COLUMBIA. |
| ARE YOU SELF-TAUGHT OR DID YOU LEARN
YOUR "CRAFT" BY GOING TO SCHOOL |
WELL, LARRY SHOWED ME THE BASICS BACK
IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT I AM MOSTLY SELF-TAUGHT. |
| DO YOU SUPPORT YOURSELF TOTALLY BY
PHOTOGRAPHY? |
NO, AS OF APRIL 2002, I HAVE MADE VERY
LITTLE MONEY WITH PHOTOGRAPHY. I'VE CONCENTRATED MY TIME AND ENERGIES
ON TRAVELING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. KNOWING THAT I WAS GETTING GOOD
SHOTS, BUT NOT YET SATISFIED WITH MY COLLECTION OF ENLARGEMENTS. MY
FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TELLING ME FOR YEARS THAT I NEED TO SELL THESE PRINTS, BUT
I'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT.
soon I hope!!! |
| WHERE WERE YOU BORN |
BORN IN MINNESOTA |
| WHERE DO YOU CALL HOME? |
HOME IS WHERE I LAY MY HEAD. MOST
OF THE TIME IT IS NEAR PINEDALE WYOMING USA. |
WHAT IS UP WITH
THE GOAT?
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NO, I AM NOT CAPRICORN. I'M
CANCER.
THE GOAT WAS VISITING THE INDIANAPOLIS ZOO IN
DECEMBER OF 1997. I GOT MY PHOTO TAKEN WITH HIM AND USED OUR FACES ON
THE FRONT PAGE OF MY WEB SITE WHEN IT WAS FIRST BUILT. I KINDA LIKE
IT. MAKES YOU PAUSE FOR A MOMENT. NO, I DON'T WORSHIP HIS HOARY
DARKNESS. |
| HOW DID YOU GET 2 B SO DING DANG FOXY?
IS IT IN YOUR GENES? OR IS IT CUZ U HAVE CARESSED THE EDGE OF A
TAPESTRY THAT MOST OF US ONLY DREAM OF? |
WELL THANKS DARLIN! YOU SEE
RIGHT TROUGH THE FACADE THAT I SHOW TO THE PUBLIC. I THINK IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GENES. WHAT TAPESTRY WOULD THAT BE? |
| DO YOU DRIVE A SEMI? |
NO |
| DO YOU RUN DRUGS? |
NO |
| WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY? |
MOSTLY THE BAR OR WORK. I
WILL TAKE MORE TIME SOON TO EXPLORE THE WESTERN STATES. |
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